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Category: Twilight AU

Summary: New-kid-in-school Bella is on a delicate, yet highly dangerous, mission. A mission to break and seduce one of the members of the Cullen-Collective—those pretty, pale, (possibly extraterrestrial) rich kids at Forks High. Her target? The mysteriously silent, stone-faced, long-tall-and-lickable, Mr. Crankypants—AKA Jasper Hale. AU. *Award Winning*

Characters / Pairing: Jasper/Bella

Genre: humor, smut, fruit

Rating: MA

Beta/Pre-Reader: n/a

Banner by: kupat / loveinstar

Words: 15k or so. ish

Prompt/inspiration: Project Team Beta Smut University 2013 – Kink and Fetish.

Creative consultant: Bonzie


Disclaimer: Derivative work. I make no money.

A/N: So, no shit, there I was … anyhow, this started out as my homework for Smut University 2013 – Kink and Fetish. I did a little reading. My vanilla and white bread self was a tad uncomfortable.

So, anyways … the little scene got longer and longer because I was enjoying the idea of Bella teasing Jasper. It ended up way too long for the homework assignment. I submitted the last scene for the homework and decided to post the whole story.

This has not gone through the beta wringer.

I’ve touched it up several times since I first posted it, and here, on WordPress, I decided to break it into chapters. Been thinking about that for quite a while. 09/16/2017.

One of my most popular stories.


  1. Absolutely, positively, without a doubt, the best story ever!

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