Chapter 3: Chicken Bombs and Peeping Toms

Prompt:

The song Take Me to Church by Hozier

 

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~O~ Chicken Bombs and Peeping Toms ~O~

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“You guys sure about this?” Quil peered through the foliage at the vampire voyeur.

Jacob elbowed him. “Chickening out? He, specifically, was warned and look—on his knees, staring up at Bella’s window!”

Embry hissed. “Like he’s praying for a peek at her underwear—pervert.”

“Who wouldn’t worship a girl’s underwear?” Quil was baffled.

“Not that.” Jacob rolled his eyes.

Embry slapped a remote into Quil’s hand. “He’s dead, creepy, and it’s just wrong.”

“If we attack him, shouldn’t we be wolves?”

Jacob side-eyed him. “Nope. That would be against the treaty.”

“And chicken bombs aren’t?”

Embry snarled. “They’re pigeons!”

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